Land of Larva: Archive

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Jan 31st

Something you didn’t know about me: I am surprisingly good at cutting and dyeing hair on both men and women. As a young Cuban girl, I spent a ridiculous amount of time in hair salons (we are vaaain women) and picked up the skill in high school. I can turn the darkest black hair into a mean platinum blonde without a single cracked strand. Purpose of this post? I just had a fantasy of...

Jan 30th

11 Day Tunisia,Tunisia Tour, Tunis Tours -... →

There is a part of me that REALLY WANTS TO GO ON THIS TRIP. Minus the sightseeing tour guide part. I prefer figuring those things out on my own. If only there was a shorter version of this 11 day journey…

Jan 30th

Jan 29th

Watch

rickyv: Mad Libs Men… one of those “I hope people besides us will be into this” videos.

Jan 29th

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Bart Simpson Used As Scientology Tool / Jossip →

Jan 29th

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thick looong lashes bright blue eyes full of wonder and life the loveliest eyes i ever did see sometimes i wish i rode the subway more often

Jan 29th

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Jan 27th

I want to bathe in some kind of holy water. A baptist pool, the red sea or some kind of underground Williamsburg mikva- any kind will do. Picture me clad in a flowing white linen shirt and matching pants. Some sort of Lady Godiva head wrap. Gold leather gladiator sandals tossed to the side of the body of water. “Operation Absolve Myself of Some Sins” is in full effect.

Jan 26th

Inara George w/ Van Dyke Parks - Right as Wrong I...

Jan 25th

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Jan 24th

viernes y sabado

There is a certain anonymity still attached to my Tumblr that I genuinely appreciate. Tonight I did something difficult. I let someone down and found it incredibly difficult to do so. Hurting feelings is really no fun.

Jan 24th

AXE actually does get you laid! →

panconlechon: A friend and I always laugh about this because we sincerely sorta believe that this elixir does have pheromonic powers. I used to spray it on myself (from a free version I obtained in the mail) on mornings when I was in NO CONDITION to go to work - and smelled like it. How about my old roommate bought some axe once, put it on and totally got laid that night? True story. After that...

Jan 23rd

Fidel Castro: I don't expect to last beyond Barack... →

Jan 23rd

allez-allez →

Neat music blog with incredible playlists available for download. Me likey.

Jan 23rd

I am 100% mind blown right now.

Jan 21st

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Jan 21st

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Naming Children for Nazis Puts Spotlight on the... →

Jan 21st

Modern Love: Should You Google A First Date? No?... →

Jan 21st

Feeling good. Feeling light. Feeling strange. Feeling shocked. Feeling relieved. Feeling dazed. Feeling strong. Feeling mean. Feeling appreciated. Just feeling. All of this in :60

Jan 21st

favorite ttttings

Just spent thirty minutes gabbing with a South American nanny and a two year old she cares for. I wish people understood the strange connection children share with me. The nanny totally noticed it as we tried to teach her Spanish.

Jan 17th

Cheap JAP →

I like her…

Jan 17th