EXPENDABLES 3
This is what it looks like when two action stars just happen to be booked for shoulder surgery on the same day at the same hospital: kind of gross.
In case you can’t tell THAT IS A SYRINGE STICKING OUT OF SLY’S NECK.
Remember when all a teacher had to do to be cool was roll up his sleeves and sit backwards on a chair? Those days are over. Cocky 17-Year-Old Gets Ruined In A Rap Battle With His English Teacher [Buzzfeed]
(Source: tumblr.com)
- ME: bailing on the shoes
- ME: i'm so broke
- CO-WORKER: im broke too son
- ME: miami really set me back
- ME: i become all baller status in miami
- ME: and then return to POVERTY
- ME: i ate broccoli for dinner
- ME: just a head of broccoli last night
- ME: like the poor kid in willy wonka
- CO-WORKER: OMG
- CO-WORKER: i didnt read all of this till now
