- ME: bailing on the shoes
- ME: i'm so broke
- CO-WORKER: im broke too son
- ME: miami really set me back
- ME: i become all baller status in miami
- ME: and then return to POVERTY
- ME: i ate broccoli for dinner
- ME: just a head of broccoli last night
- ME: like the poor kid in willy wonka
- CO-WORKER: OMG
- CO-WORKER: i didnt read all of this till now
